Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i just google imaged poop.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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