I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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