Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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