I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
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dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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