I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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