I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Randomize
