Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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