my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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