Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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