Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst