in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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