So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
