what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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