What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
