You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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