I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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