Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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