I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I won't apologize to a one balled man
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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