We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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