Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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