They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
