What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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