Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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