Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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