Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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