OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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