i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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