I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
You were trust falling into bushes
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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