I want you more than these girls want KFC
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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Everclear isn't food dammit
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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