Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think my vagina is haunted
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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