And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
