Plan B is the new Plan A
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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