pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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