no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
All the doctor said was why
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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