At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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