I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.