First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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