Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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