fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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