I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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