every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I forget how to act sober
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