Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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