Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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