you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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