How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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