Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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