we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She bit a glass in half.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I have aggressive nipples.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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