Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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