Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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