she woke up with a sticky ear
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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