Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
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Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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Your shirt... Was in my pants
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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