I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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