8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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