was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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