I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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